Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

tHin wHeats

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

by Killan Ded September 14, 2020

wheat berries

A type of berries

I love wheat berries there so good

by Dyer forever January 8, 2018

Wheats

Timberland boots. The tan ones specifically.

Bro them wheats wet af.

by DcGaTAJ June 27, 2021