Welcome Aboard!

To allow someone entry into your home when they show up uninvited.

C'mon Glen! Just welcome us aboard!

or

Joel! Good to see you! Can I welcome you aboard!?

Welcome Aboard!

"Cecila! How great of you to show up uninvited! Welcome Aboard "

by Akudama October 4, 2012

Hero's Welcome

Using sheets soiled by sexual acts as bedding for a house guest.

Paul, I made up the guest bed for you, it's a hero's welcome.

by BuckPhuck December 28, 2008

Welcome Home

Expression said to Burners arriving at Burning Man. Burning Man is an event over Labor Day weekend on a dry lake bed in northern Nevada. 47,000 people attended in 2007. If you attended and loved it, you are a Burner. The expression is intended to welcome a Burner back to the playa for another year of fun.

Said by the BM Greeters, "Welcome Home!"

Said to folks obviously just arriving at BM (driving in their overloaded vehicle) and looking for a camping spot, "Welcome Home!"

Said to a BM friend from a previous year, "Welcome Home! Where are you camped?"

by Michael's Couch October 25, 2007

You're welcome

When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.

You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi

by Gramma nazi June 7, 2015

Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.

"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"

by PanamaJack October 22, 2013

Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

by TomH January 16, 2008

welcome again

Welcoming once again after initial welcome

May we welcome again the honoured reverend.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008