Weekend

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.

Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2017

wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.

You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.

by Sappho August 14, 2006

weekish

Used to indicate a general span of time, usually from 4-10 days.

Man that happened like a weekish ago.

by friday eve November 20, 2003

weekesy

weekesy is the nick name for an absolute legend. a "weekesy" is usually very good looking

-I was out with weekesy last nite. he is such a legend

by weekesy October 20, 2004

weekend

The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.

It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.

by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018

speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

by onasicone March 14, 2011

lads weekend

The holy grail of a shared house when all the girls are away leaving the lads. Generally involves lots of beer consumption, football watching and rowdyness. Typical songs listened to during lads weekend include "three lions on the shirt" and "vindaloo".

"Yes its lads weekend again"
"Lads weekend lets go mental and trash the gaff, grapes and bread anybody?"
"lets go get some chubby hos, I love lads weekend"

by mandyisblack.beafraid December 9, 2008