Beer and Brats weekend

The odor found in the men's bathroom on a monday morning created by the fumes given off from excrements as a result of too much consumption of beer and bratwurst over the weekend.

"Dude, you better think twice about going in there, smells like everyone had a beer and brats weekend"

by Gitchie Gummie May 20, 2008

Weened

When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.

I was sitting in my chair and my boss sqeezed by and weened me from shoulder to shoulder.

by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009

motley weekend

To go on a bender that lasts multiple days, in the style of Motley Crue at their peak.

Steve failed to show up to his own wedding because he was being fellated by fourteen struggling actresses in the swimming pool of a Los Angeles hotel. Yes, it was another motley weekend.

by Marvin J Rockefella July 2, 2005

Weekend Whorrior

A person that looks forward to unleashing their inner sexual freak on the weekend.

"You know that prude girl from accounting?"
"Yea, why?"
"I took her out this weekend, and she let me run the numbers on her all nite long"
"Nice. Sounds like you found a Weekend Whorrior"

by JByrdLa May 18, 2010

Chill Weekend

After you work your long tiring work week, you eagerly await going home to relax and do things that require little effort and intellect for the whole weekend. During these moments of immobilization, your friends annoyingly become adamant in their attempts to get you out.

You: <I>Wassup, man. This week was brutal. I'm going to crash for 48 hours, oh fo sho. Chill weekend.</I>
Your friend: <I>OH HELL NO! I cant let you do that! This is the time for living! Time waits for no one! Man, look at it like this. Before you know it, we'll be old as dirt. And what will we have to show for it? Weekends where we wasted time!</I>
You : <I>Dude, its only one weekend! We've partied the last five weekends! Chill out, you tool!</I>
(hangs up)

by chillguy December 15, 2008

Vampire Weekend

A vampire weekend is one in which you are staying up late, throughout the night and either not sleeping at all or catching up on sleep during the day time. Basically you are more active at night then the day.

Dude our vampire weekend so much fun, but i'm going to sleep for a couple days

by philthyyyyy July 10, 2008

Weekend boyfriend

A boyfriend that is only available to you on the weekends or on vacation. Called the weekend boyfriend because you don't want to make anything too official due to the inconvenient circumstances of your relationship.

I can't wait for this 2 weeks to go by.... I will finally be able to make it up to Vegas to see my weekend boyfriend again

by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011