Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap
Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .
Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .
When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap
by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013
"Steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge."
"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"
"Hey mate, was just at the bar so I got you a schooner"
"You absolute lemon wedge ledge!"
by tbonefuego October 10, 2016
by paul monks February 07, 2008
#1 When you stick your girlfriends tits between your asscheeck and fuck them cause you like it. see also woman.
#2 one word. cumm
#2 one word. cumm
I fucked your mom with a tit wedge now get over here and bring me a beer and a blowjob bitch!
your mom likes her tit wedge
your mom likes her tit wedge
by Uptheassmanalltheway November 19, 2003
The act of squeezing your cum into a cup of water after pulling out and forcing your partner to drink it.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks October 14, 2022
the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
ultimate penetration of the vagina. take your hands, with the palms facing each other, and cross the two pinky fingers and the two thumbs, as they will not be needed. keep the other six fingers fairly close together, and ram it home when shes ready.
by sticky fingaz 69 December 22, 2005