Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

Snow Warmer

6-8oz of hot cocoa + 2oz of rumplemintz... the BEST way to warm your insides during those cold winter months!

I just had a Snow Warmer and this is the first time I can actually feel my hands since we went snowboarding... but I can't feel my throat... is that supposed to happen...??

by nashgirl October 8, 2013

Liquid Leg Warmers

To be suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Diarrhea.

Tina was wearing the old Liquid Leg Warmers today, the bathroom was a mess!

by KrispyK87 February 16, 2020

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

leg warmers

the reason why jason voorhes kills the teenagers

hi guys i got leg warmers there so co- gets stabbed

by 10/10 will write again April 23, 2020

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018