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wank

A sound like that of a duck, someones squeaky pants or the sound of someone becoming aroused
The hallway was silent until I heard a wank.
by LMN December 15, 2003
mugGet the wankmug.

wank chigida wank

The sound that is made when Jim from The Heat Creeps plays guitar. Also the sound that is made when Mel Tillis is trying to call you a wanker.
Damn it Clee, it doesn't go like that it goes Wank Chigida Wank!

Mel says, Clee your a wank chigida wank wank chigida, oh forget it!
by Robb Graves October 22, 2004
mugGet the wank chigida wankmug.

wank

(wank) n.1.A male of Connecticut descent who enjoys air duster, ketamine, molly, cocaine, and gambling. 2. Someone who routinely refers to members of the opposite sex as a "whore" or a "money grubbing whore".
Hey wank, put down that airduster and go to sleep.
by The Professa May 6, 2006
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wank

Common slang for marijuana. Great code word to use around parents and teachers.
"Yo man, you tryna chill after class and get this wank in the tank?"
by Maine 18 December 9, 2008
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wank

the same as cum, it is expelled when enjoying intercourse either with yo self or with another person..... it is a smelly, white, sticky subatance
i wanked on her tits
by ashley brooke May 11, 2004
mugGet the wankmug.

mobile wank wank

damn man did u no bout dat mobile wank wank boi? fukin penny did dat shit man.
by bucket boi July 6, 2007
mugGet the mobile wank wankmug.

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.
by teaseit August 5, 2014
mugGet the wisdom wankmug.

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