waffling

When someone falls asleep on their keyboard and has a 'waffle' pattern on their face.

Person1: Why is so-and-so not responding to my IM's?
Person2: Dude, so-and-so is probably waffling!

by Oprahruru March 31, 2009

waffle

The act of taking advantage of a coworker who left their desk with their email account open by emailing other coworkers in their name.

When Jay went for lunch, we totally waffled him.

Mike was confused about why Aaron confessed homosexual desires for him, but it turns out Randy had just waffled him.

Don't waffle me!

by Victoria Dobbs January 8, 2009

waffling

talking around the
point, filling in time, or boring talk.

"We're continuously
waffling from the ridiculous to the sublime.".

by Brokenstars August 29, 2004

Waffles

Kinky anal sex, usually referred to as innuendo.

I looove to have waffles in the morning.

by acowkickedme August 16, 2006

Waffle

when you are having sex you poop on the chest of your partner and then swat it with a tennis racket

"my boyfriend is into some weird fetishes, he wanted to waffle last night"

by chase hahn March 30, 2008

waffle

1.A great word to yell out in online gaming. It often appears in games such as Terraworld Online. Warning: Repeated use of the word waffle on a website may result in banning. Can be combined to form ROFLAEW
See ROFL.
Rolling on the floor laughing and eating waffles.
2. The best breakfast food ever, yet it may contain MSG. It tastes better with syrup. Similar to Pan Cake.
3. A slang term for testicle.

Jo Broadcasts: So, what do I do next?
Mark Broadcasts: TWAT!!!
Jesus Brodcasts: Waffle!

by awiergan March 6, 2005

WAFFLE

bastardization of the internet acronym of Rolling on Floor Laugh - rofl

WAFFLE! He got hit in the groin!

by FISH SEX November 11, 2003