This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021

In terms of meaning. For example, if they ask you a question about a word, you can answer it back in description of it's meaning.
by SympatheticCentennial January 30, 2024

Sure your man was wise to qhat was going on.
Well jaysus mary and joseph tis snowing in spring. Bejaysus are ya wise to that crack at all
Well jaysus mary and joseph tis snowing in spring. Bejaysus are ya wise to that crack at all
by Ireland's_petal March 21, 2017

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
