Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019

henry winston

A person who is legit handsome and the best person in the world.

Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.

by Henry Winston December 8, 2016

Winston Churchill

My favorite American president.

When I was asked to name an American president, I answered my favorite, Winston Churchill.

by forty2_ July 18, 2025

Pulling a Winston

This is a phrase used to critique or make fun of someone who doesn't really know if they like Winston like that. This person feels like they are supposed to pick friend or crush but they cant tell if they even have feelings for Winston. They like flirting with Winston in a romantic way and cant tell if its leading them on or not.

Im so pulling a Winston with them right now. I feel bad.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair”

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020