I do what I do

expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further

example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out

person 2- hey i do what i do

person 1- ah of course

example 2:

person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night

person 2- i do what i do

person 1- gotcha

by Eric Kacktastic May 21, 2010

What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009

slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout

girl yes, The iconic bussy hole TikTok by crunchytwatwarts2

slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout slay soul sister slay my sister mister

by RosieIsRose May 19, 2022

what the peter

when someone has largely taken the joke to far to the extent where you relate this titf to petes own crimes

Doob 1: Dude did he hit you
Doob 2: Yea what the peter?

by doobadadino August 27, 2013

what a g

"what a gangster"
Typical used to describe someone who isn't actually a gangster but does something pretty fucking cool

*flips water bottle and it lands on the firsts try*
*friends in the background*
"What a g"

by Gang all day December 19, 2016

whata guan

whats going on whats happening

yo dude whata guan?
nothing you?

by Daniel rooke April 22, 2008

What DOAN

A term only highly sophisticated eight grader use to adress eachother

Guy: Hey Tylar What DOAN
Tylar: What DOAN

by slawdawg05 August 27, 2019