[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024

Wheat aggie

A student, alum or fan of Kansas University.

Those Wheat Aggies lost to Texas again. When will it ever end ?

by Kstate4ever July 9, 2010

Wheats

Timberland boots. The tan ones specifically.

Bro them wheats wet af.

by DcGaTAJ June 27, 2021

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025