Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010

[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Whole Wheat Rat

A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.

That humanoid is a whole wheat rat.

by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018

Whole wheat cracker

A derogatory term for a south Asian.

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"

by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017

Let’s beat this wheat

The act of going to do something with more than one person; most likely something you’ve or your group has been putting off.

Hey guys, let’s beat this wheat!

by Wheat beating queen January 24, 2019