Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

tHin wHeats

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

by Killan Ded September 14, 2020

Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

Wheat Boy

A wheat boy is, in simple terms, a male who enjoys the finer things in life. For example, someone who spends their time giving out fanum taxes or viewing skibidi toilet content is a wheat boy.

Person 1: Dude, did you see James watching skibidi toilet and edging himself in history?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s a total wheat boy

by Janet Sturts December 11, 2023

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024