Volkswagen

Probably the worst company ever. Nothing they have produced has been worth the money you pay for it.

Passenger:Dude wheres the engine on the VW bus?
Driver: There isn't one, so i have about 2cm of metal in front of me if we crash.
Passenger:Dude isnt that unsafe?

by Tenom May 30, 2005

buttery volkswagen

When you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My stomach was killing me, but Alisha was really horny, so she gave me a buttery volkswagen.

by CocomoLSU July 19, 2006

Volatile Crocodile

Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.

-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!

-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!

by Steve Irwin :3 June 21, 2012

Volkshochschule

A German organisation that offers affordable education for adults. Can be translated to “people’s high school” or “adult education association”.

When I moved to Germany, I participated in a course at the Volkshochschule to learn German.

by Dafinition July 19, 2019

volar

when you hate someone so much that you want to push them in to an active volcano filled with lava

man i want to volar you

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 15, 2020

Volkswagen golf

A car that's created for turbo folk music. It can Create a big black cloud when he I around with his diesel engine. It loves rust.

Oh I seen a big black cloud down the road.it's probably a Volkswagen golf.

by Knowledge2521 July 12, 2018

Volkswagen

Volkswagens are arguably the most unreliable vehicles on the road to date. Initially engineered by a political regime predicated upon the hatred of Jewish people, these vehicles pose a threat to motorists all over the world. There is much confusion over the origins of the word “toxic asset”, but most people have now come to accept that it was coined by Volkswagen mechanics. If you ever do experience engine failure, there is usually no need to call emergency services as the plume of black smoke emanating from the engine bay is usually enough to alert the authorities. Some of the other pleasantries one can experience with Volkswagen ownership are extensive understanding of engine related diagnostics procedures and a heightened sense of a mechanical aptitude. Most Volkswagen owners can usually pass the Automotive Service Excellence exam in under 15 minutes on their first try. Even more disappointing than Volkswagen’s reliability, the interior of these cars is more frail than an osteoporosis patient – it is akin to entirely furnishing your house with IKEA furniture. Most owners have reported that once they purchased the car from an accredited Volkswagen dealer, the dealership disappeared over night. The causes for this behavior are well documented; most dealerships do not want to explain to customers why the car burst into flames, the radio does not work, the transmission slips, the airbags never deployed or why Volkswagen is number 1 in the auto industry for recalls.

Honda Owner: "Wow, I only spent $30 to get my sparkplugs replaced!"
Volkswagen Owner: "Good for you. I had to take a second mortgage on my house to repair that VW fag-backet in my drive way".

by motherbelgium October 1, 2009