Volp

When someone has reached that level of stupidity that you can't physically express it anymore.

When you give one of your bro's advice to get with an easy girl and he still messes it up. He's such a volp I can't man.

by Sheepasus August 8, 2020

Voluntourism

Heaven help me, yet another nasty new noun, the unholy marriage of "volunteer" and "tourism".

Voluntourism, an act carried out by "voluntourists", is when hoardes of - generally - the great unwashed backpacker brigade descend on a place to do have a jolly nice holiday - usually at precious little cost to themselves - and do the occasional bit of good work.

Looks good on one's CV as a gap year activity.

Voluntourist 1: Shall we go to Khao Lak to engage in a spot of voluntourism?
Voluntourist 2: No, tsunami voluntourism is old hat now. All the bars are closed and hardly anyone is living in the houses built, anyway.
Voluntourist 1: Good point. (pauses) Sierra Leone?
Vouluntourist 2: Are you insane?

by Roo September 6, 2005

voltaire

The best thing to come out of France.

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

by Caius Justinas May 8, 2005

Volvic Revive

Volvic revive is a sports drink developed by the Volvic company. It is sold in the U.k. and has advertisements featuring Tyrannosaurus Allen and George Volcano.
It is known for it's Ads because they are widely considered humorous. Youtube poop has used George the volcano and volvic revive to a certain extent, such as the attack used by mario in one of his many pokemon style battles with Luigi.

Do you perhaps drink new hydration Volvic Revive?

by Volvic reviver November 2, 2010

Volde-Face

A serious/Sirius medical condition in which your nose slowly recedes into your face...

'Wow, that guy has Volde-Face. Gutted for him!'

by HPCrazy7 December 1, 2011

Volo

A Kind/delusional traveling merchant, a member of the Ginko Guild from the Popular video game Pokemon Legends: Arceus. He is an antagonist Who's goal is to gather all of the plates in order to bring them together, Thus summoning arceus. If you want more information on Volo, go to your internet browser And search "Volo from Pokemon Legends Arceus", And go to Bulbapedia/ Bulbagarden.net.

Volo wants to end the world!

by Volo the traveling merchant March 23, 2022

grumble volcano

When one person has diarrhea on another person's face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava.

I just had Mexican; can't wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

by ghostkilla696969 August 21, 2013