Vegetarian

Someone who refrains from sex, despite having multiple women hanging off them.

"Aren't you sick of all those harem protagonists never getting anywhere with their girls?"
"Yeah. They're such vegetarians."

by zenaku82 August 10, 2021

Vegetarian

A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.

"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"

by SilverCurbsideProphet February 16, 2023

Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.

"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"

by RJ_J February 18, 2014

Vegetarian Anniversary

The yearly recurrence of the date of that one became a vegetarian. Also known as a vegeversary.

Happy vegetarian anniversary, I cannot believe you haven't had meat in five years!

by elleinad1910 January 8, 2012

vegetarian sex

the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.

"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"

"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.

In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.

by Pers0nne August 4, 2012

Vegetarian Vampire

A useless word that has been sent out as the word of the day on Friday Nov 21st, 2008.

"We don't have any good words for today."
"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
"Nah..."

by JamesInTO April 2, 2009