urinal goatee

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.
by Code_Monkey_usa July 10, 2009
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urine

Adjective, Describing a person who society lacks all respect for, while failing to reach acceptable standard personal dignity. Etymology: Middle English, somewhere in Mid-Town.
"...of course we won, everyone at the rec. center is urine
by TheSoapShow December 20, 2004
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urinal mints

The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints
by Bill June 22, 2004
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urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?
by Dayringer October 26, 2004
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Urinal-In-Law

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
by JD Gold January 13, 2008
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place of urination

A place to urinate, e.g. a toilet. Especially a public one.
You are driving through in a small country town, and need to wee. You are singing along with the Pixies and her her to stop at a "place of urination" several times, until you drive over the kerb and go off-road into the park to get to the place of urination to relieve yourself.

The term can be used any time you need to relieve yourself.
by fishietc February 19, 2009
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Urinal Rape

When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration.
Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he hasn't been the same guy since then.
by Dew Fetish May 02, 2008
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