unfuck it

Fixing something that has been fucked up by a stupid mistake.

hey Jonny, you misspelt every word in your reports. I’ll unfuck it for you.

by El Wappo. June 9, 2019

Unfuckable

Something you can’t mess with

This house is unfuckable

by That’s what’s up July 16, 2019

unrucky

Very unlucky. To be said with thumb and index finger horizontally positioned on top/bottom of mouth. To be said in a drawn out fashion, and with serious volume

After someone has fallen over, or failed miserably - U N R U C K Y

by M_O_U_L_D June 4, 2004

unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

f-unlucky

A truncation of the words 'fucking' and 'unlucky.'

This word can be used to console someone who has just suffered from a severe lack of luck in an extremely important, possibly life-threatening, situation. It is particularly useful when use of the word 'unlucky' would be a flagrant understatement, while the phrase 'fucking unlucky' would just feel clumsy and out-of-place. 'F-unlucky,' in contrast, rolls off the tongue nicely and is also less likely to cause offence.

It is of utmost importance that the word 'f-unlucky' not be used in a situation when the phrase 'bad skills' is the only suitable observation. The phrases each have very different meanings and must not be confused: 'f-unlucky' suggests that the consolee did indeed have good skills, but the situation was really beyond their control.

Here are some examples of situations in which the word 'f-unlucky' would prove appropriate:

1. During a particularly heated game of wcs, a long shot is played on the blue. It sails slowly, but gracefully, towards the far corner pocket. It glances the left cushion just inside the jaws, rolls across the edge of the pocket itself, and comes to rest just touching the cushion on the opposite side: "Mate, that was f-unlucky."

2. Upon journeying one evening, in high spirits, to The Clifton, the establishment is found to be closed "for refurbishment." It also becomes apparent that it will not be re-opening for a good six weeks: "Hmm, that's rather f-unlucky. What are we going to do now?"

3. News emerges that a friend (who, for the purposes of an example, we will refer to as Fraser) has recently been brutally and unexpectedly murdered: "Oh well, Fraser was generally pretty f-unlucky."

by The T Meister April 14, 2004

Unluckston

unlucky

Dude 1: "aw man, i accidentially cut my arm off"
Dude 2: "...unluckston"

by kdbvidmaker April 17, 2010

unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.

I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.

by brownwings May 24, 2011