ukrainian retardation

This is the term that you use when you want to show a idea is very stupid and will only be said be a retard in the Ukraine

That guy: Hey. lets go punch grandmas in pink hats
you an intellectual: what in Ukrainian Retardation did you just say

by your real name2 February 20, 2018

Ukrainian Freeway

The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.

Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Ukrainian handshake

The act of lifting someone up in the air by a finger inserted into their anus

Dang, I had my first Ukrainian handshake last night and now my butthole smarts a little.

by tomsawyer March 31, 2018

ukranium

Ukranium is a small country located in Denmark, the origins of the country of Ukranium is a heavily disputed subject, some retarded geologists might claim that Ukranium does not exist, but little do they know - it does, and it is marvelous.
A surprising fact about Ukranium is that the name actually means "Victory" in russian.

Ukranium was founded in 1832 by the german scientist Hans Fritzl Hauk II.

Hello team, i am from Ukranium, where are you from?

Let us go and achieve Ukranium

These goofy niggas will never achieve Ukranium with their braindead strats lmaooo

by KlamSoTøjteGræsslåmaskine_2299 May 15, 2019

urainium 235

Tasty food

I am craving some urainium 235

by general secretary May 4, 2024

Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters

"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"

by Warcrab June 9, 2017

Ukrainians

Are a brown peoples a.k.a. Cumans ('polovtsi'), who migrated from north-western China (Taklamakan desert) into the Ukraine in the 10th century AD.

Ukrainians are not Slavs, but Turkic invaders from the East.

by Connie Linghers June 15, 2018