Urinal Horn

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

urine

Adjective, Describing a person who society lacks all respect for, while failing to reach acceptable standard personal dignity. Etymology: Middle English, somewhere in Mid-Town.

"...of course we won, everyone at the rec. center is urine

by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004

urinal mints

The world's greatest porn rock band.

The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints

by Bill June 22, 2004

urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

Urinal-In-Law

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.

During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.

by JD Gold January 16, 2008

place of urination

A place to urinate, e.g. a toilet. Especially a public one.

You are driving through in a small country town, and need to wee. You are singing along with the Pixies and her her to stop at a "place of urination" several times, until you drive over the kerb and go off-road into the park to get to the place of urination to relieve yourself.

The term can be used any time you need to relieve yourself.

by fishietc February 18, 2009

Urinal Rape

When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration.

Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he hasn't been the same guy since then.

by Dew Fetish May 2, 2008