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twelvty

Whatever number you like. Used in numerous instances, like suggesting a lot, or if you can't be arsed to figure out the actual number.
"What's the time?"
"Uhh.. about twelvty?"

"I heart you twelvty"

"Bloody hell, there's a group of about twelvty chavs over there"
by Grunge Monkey August 28, 2005
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Twelveteen

A 10-12yr old girl who dresses, acts and talks like a mid-teenager. Charecterised by short skirts heels and boob-tubes, despite the lack of hips and breasts.
Check out the twelveteen bird over there!
by Will-z September 27, 2006
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twelveteen

an infinite number bigger than eleventeen.
Chris: I love you eleventeen times more.

Ashley: I love you twelveteen times more.
by ashca$h061117 October 14, 2018
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Twelveitphobia

A fear of 12 am KST thinking that bighit will drop something.
i have twelveitphobia cuz bighit dropped the concept teasers out of nowhere.
by killojoyy October 19, 2020
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Twelveside

A succubus that denies that they are one, very dangerous.
Person 1 (Succubus): No, I am NOT a succubus.
Person 2: ok twelveside.
by MastTheBest February 7, 2022
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Twelviloma Virus

Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.
Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"
by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 8, 2013
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twerve

To swerve while twerking.
Twerk+Swerve= Twerve
Black Girl #1: BONQUIQUI WHAT IS U DOING?!
Bonquiqui: I'm twerv ing!

Black Girl #1: CAN I JOIN GURLLL?!?!?!
Bonquiqui: Only if you can shake yo assssss.

*Both starting twerving*
That is how to twerve in the hood.
by FSU Buddies January 18, 2013
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