When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!
Informant: Da'
Boof
Possible Whereabouts:
Boof-Town USA, Lost City of
Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.