turbanheart

Just two brown boys trying to share a laugh

Boy#1: Yo, you hear about those brown boys?
Boy #2: Nav?
Boy#1: Nah, turbanheart! Follow them everywhere @turbanheart

by chad-pdp November 22, 2021

Türban

a gëeky head garment worn mainly by certified twizzys 🚜
the official crown of twizzy rich himself 🦅🦅

twizzy 1: „yo headgarment be smooky gang“
twizzy 2: „yerr, issa türban“

by Doch! May 2, 2022

Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024

Turban Dictionary

Having its name derived from the combination between "turban" (the fashion accessory that Moslem scholars commonly wear whilst preaching / giving speeches) and "dictionary", the Turban Dictionary is a glossary that contains terms specific to Islam, including religious practices and concepts such as salah, du'a, and adhan.

To better understand Islamic rituals, I referred to the Turban Dictionary for explanations of key terms and practices.

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016