place where otherwise unpopular or rejected teens and young adults go to feel welcomed and beautiful. here you can be pushing 300 pounds wearing a thong and get praised by someone. all you have to do is tag your pointless selfies and photos and wait for the likes and reblogs to come by random strangers who otherwise generally don't give a shit about you. it seems like everyone here is just trying to get attention for no apparent reason tbh. its really is funny to me how everyone on tumblr thinks they are so unique and artistic. just by reblogging someone elses ideas. i would say 90% of the people on tumblr are posers not worth getting to know. and untalented as shit, but maybe thats just my opinion.
what was the world like before Tumblr exisited?
by keephating7 June 06, 2015
A website for lovesick teenaged girls to blog things about their crushes. They also reblog every single thing that they think applies to them.
Teenagerd girl (on Tumblr): I want to tell him I love him... but how?
Oh! This picture is perfect for me to convey this. *Reblog*
Oh! This picture is perfect for me to convey this. *Reblog*
by thetruthabouttumblr April 17, 2010
by happyf&ckenbunny August 01, 2011
A blog where girls would rather hang out with the people they don't know than with the people they do, more like the way guys play video games. It's the addiction that makes their real life exciting. Many hours spent clicking the reblog button. But if you talk about Tumblr on Facebook you are sure to die. Girls will say whatever they want to the most complete strangers and be ok with it. It's a place to fantasize where you want to be and what you want to be doing. A place to reblog all the famous hotties, like Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner... etc. Many fanatics will spend more than 3 hours a day reblogging things. Most will reblog at least 500 things a day.
Phone rings.
Friend: Hey do you wanna do something today?
Girl: Uh, no I have to finish reblogging everything on my dashboard.
Friend: What?
Girl: Yeah Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Lautner are taking up a lot of space on my page.
Friend: HuH?
Girl: Nevermind you wouldn't get it.
Friend: Ok, bye.
Hang up phone.
(Back to Tumblr reblogging like a maniac.)
Friend: Hey do you wanna do something today?
Girl: Uh, no I have to finish reblogging everything on my dashboard.
Friend: What?
Girl: Yeah Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, and Taylor Lautner are taking up a lot of space on my page.
Friend: HuH?
Girl: Nevermind you wouldn't get it.
Friend: Ok, bye.
Hang up phone.
(Back to Tumblr reblogging like a maniac.)
by Tumblr-forever. July 01, 2011
"Lisa go get a breath of fresh air or something, yeah?"
"okay mom." *reblogs picture of tree."
all hail Tumblr.
"okay mom." *reblogs picture of tree."
all hail Tumblr.
by i'm on tumblr rn June 30, 2013
by for3vrr_young August 09, 2012
Is a magical place that will suck the life out of you. Everyone who has tumblr either hates hipsters or is one.
There our many sides of tumblr..
-The hipster side (you might want to stay away from there)
-The punk/emo side
-The depressed side
-the funny side
-the cat posting side
-the band side
-the porn side
There are many more to discover. If you get a tumblr be prepared to lose all social life, tumblr people are weird hilarious sarcastic and amazing. You will never sleep again
There our many sides of tumblr..
-The hipster side (you might want to stay away from there)
-The punk/emo side
-The depressed side
-the funny side
-the cat posting side
-the band side
-the porn side
There are many more to discover. If you get a tumblr be prepared to lose all social life, tumblr people are weird hilarious sarcastic and amazing. You will never sleep again
Non-Tumblr user: Heyy, what happened to you? You used to be cool...
Tumblr user: Tumblr changed me
6:00am
Tumblr user: I should probably sleep now
...
Tumblr user: nah
Tumblr user: Tumblr changed me
6:00am
Tumblr user: I should probably sleep now
...
Tumblr user: nah
by rah? October 16, 2013