Cup and Tug

The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.
Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!

Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!
by KingRatWeasel July 22, 2015
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tugging Toobin

Publicly masturbating while others watch aghast
Jeffrey thought he'd logged off the Zoom call, and the whole class watched in horror as he started furiously tugging Toobin.
by Harold J. Palmer October 19, 2020
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Mazel Tug

When a Jewish girl gives you a hand job.
After the service at the synagogue she gave me service with a Mazel Tug.
by Bushwak84 October 11, 2013
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Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!
by Magaz July 24, 2009
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Tug Sezen

The name of the coolest science teacher in the world. Tugrul Mement Sezen, aka Tug Sezen, aka Mr. Sezen.
"That kind of a thing," said Mr. Sezen as he pointed at his computer. He had over 290 emails saved.
by A Student April 20, 2005
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Jelly Tug

The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant
Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.
by dean-osteen July 13, 2008
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Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
by Francouis Steyn March 04, 2009
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