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Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
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Craig Tucker

Some autistic 5th grader from that one show southpark
Damn bro craig tucker is gay and autistic as fuck
by Buzzeatsboobs September 1, 2023
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Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
by Beebs76 October 2, 2023
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dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.
I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.
by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015
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fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.
Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it
by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015
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tuckering

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.
Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."
by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005
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ticket price

A ticket price is the sale price of an item at the point of sale. Where the price of an item has changed such as in a retail sale, the ticket price is the price paid at the point of sale.
An item for sale may be on sale for 100.00. This is the ticket price. If the item price has changed such as in a retail sale to 50.00 then the new price becomes the ticket price.
by exrayspex December 30, 2011
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