tube stuffing

When you accidentally shove it too far up and get it stuck, so you dump your load to get out.

"Oh shit, I didn't know I was tube stuffing you."

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

Tube and slot

Sex, refers to the joining of male (tube) and female (slot) genitalia.

Want to play a little tube and slot?

by Tubedude December 17, 2017

Tube drout

When you are binge watching Youtube videos and even though there are billions of videos on Youtube you come to a sudden stop. You can't find any other videos you want to watch and resort to watching Netflix.

Man, last night I had a major Tube drout. I was looking for a good 5 minutes and could find nothing.

by IconLivin January 28, 2018

Tube throwing

When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.

Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks

by Kdaddy&Pat August 23, 2019

Tube Socked

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.

After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”

by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.

by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022