Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.

I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.

Renee is a trout cooch.

by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio March 31, 2009

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008