trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.
Renee is a trout cooch.
by Stupidbitch456 December 15, 2016
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Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.
The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.
by steamed trout January 24, 2010
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Trout Head

When you can’t shit out the brown trout and just the tip of the turd comes peeking out the asshole. Usually gets cinched off with a pinch or may recess back into the bowel.
I tried to shit but just ended up pinching off a trout head.

I had a trout head going for about ten minutes. It finally pulled back inside. So much for shitting today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !
Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !
by Allan Hunter August 01, 2011
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Drowned Trout

A pussy that has the look and smell of a rotten trout that has washed ashore at your local spring fed lake. Often times this pussy simply looks angry. Don't stare directly at it for too long or you will swear your looking at the Predator.
You seen Paulas?

Ya that thing looks like a drowned trout.
by Sniper69 March 26, 2012
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Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.
That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.
by BrewTat August 09, 2008
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river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."
I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.
by aegrotatio November 07, 2008
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