Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.
Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!
by zzsv December 19, 2018
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v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management
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v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management
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by Anonymous November 5, 2003
Get the Tech Trolley mug.an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
by TigerShah May 9, 2019
Get the tech taco mug.The guardians of silence; the masters of darkness. They wear the blackness of midnight, and walk as the wind does; sometimes silently, sometimes howlingly, but always swiftly and with purpose. They live behind the curtains.
They are the ninjas.
The actors are the pirates.
They are the ninjas.
The actors are the pirates.
by Sulphos November 9, 2011
Get the Techie mug.a guy who works in the tech field, often but not always lacking in social skills, sometimes focused on career to the exclusion of female companions
All these techbro's are driving up the rent for the rest of us, living in SF and taking shuttles to silicon valley.
by neoluddit March 20, 2013
Get the techbro mug.a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
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retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage
mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
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retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage
mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
by fatkid13 March 7, 2019
Get the Lane Tech mug.A black hole for all things good in nature. It consumes all things good. Students consume large quantities of beer and liquor to help cope with the daily onslaught of anal reemage from the faculty and staff. Is also notorious for having hidious members of the female sex.
John entered Georgia Tech with a 1510 on his sat and a 4.0 GPA but graduated with a 2.3 and a drinking problem.
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