trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

Trailer Whale.

1.Overweight, big mouth, obnoxious caucasian trash woman with any number of squalling brats. Almost always on some form of public assistance and usually live in "mobile homes". Seem to favor african-american males as sex partners.

Boy, that Eileen sure turned into a trailer whale!

by Eclectician. March 22, 2004

Trailer Jumper

White trash homeboy on wellfare check day.

"That Trailer Jumper" knocked over my garden Gnome on his way to the mail box!

by Phil Hell January 16, 2004

Trailer Dog

A hot dog with no bun, ketchup, mustard, ect.

I wanted to have a hot dog for lunch, but i didnt have any of the fixins so i got stuck with a trailer dog.

by Ben Gipsi April 21, 2009

Trailer Park Pizza

when you take a piece of cheap white bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and leave it out in the sun to warm up.

Kid: What's for dinner tonight
Mom: Trailer Park Pizza!
Kid: aw mom, not again!

by Oleander Van Buren September 11, 2010

Traidar

The ability to find girls who are complete train wrecks. Usually they are hideously ugly and/or have severe mental problems. They are easy prey and a guarantee hookup.

Max uses his traidar at bars to guarantee he gets some lovin at night.

by mad squan max August 19, 2012

trailer trash

Contrary to what the billboards may tell you, the trailer parks aren’t populated by benevolent seniors who play golf in their back yards, and choose low-income housing out of pure humility. The fact of the matter is, they attract the dregs of society like a giant porch light attracting moths.

Trailer park tenants can be broken down into five categories.

Category One: the potheads. Strangely, they don’t seem to care that their plants are clearly visible, and poking through every orifice of the trailer.

Category Two: the slackers. Television is their life, even though they’re been so doped up by category one that they haven’t registered anything since the final episode of “M*A*S*H”.

Category Three: the crazies. Typically living in portable trailers, for no other reason than to shake them wildly when the fevered dreams come.

Category Four: the missionaries. These live in the “high-end” district of the trailer park. Representatives of the Mormon religion, they wander two-by-two through the wilderness, often thinking back to the great one man conversion of ’89.

Category Five: the hippies. Closely related to category one, except this group grows pot only for themselves (It’s strictly medicinal – treatment for their cocaine and heroin addictions).

A strange smell wafts through the air. The echo of gunshots. A half-naked man stumbles drunkenly down the road.

Welcome to trailer trash town, may I take your order?

by fetusboy April 9, 2006