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toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.
God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!
by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021
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Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit
After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam
by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
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Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.
bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste
by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
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Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.
Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.
by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025
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organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
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Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024
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Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.
Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard
by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025
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