by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
Get the Choco Toothpastemug. The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
Get the Toothpastemug. When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.
"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"
"Yeah sorry"
by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023
Get the Toothpaste Crazymug. by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
Get the bubble gum toothpastemug. by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
Get the Roman Toothpastemug. hi its me again
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
...
okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020
Get the spicy toothpastemug. To ejaculate from masterbation
“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
Get the slinging toothpastemug.