toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

Toothpaste Chart

it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something

"it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something" - Chris Toothpaste Chart

by Xenogears7 August 26, 2022

Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.

Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.

by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.

“ bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
...
okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
...
thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

...

now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020