toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 27, 2015

toasty toledo

When you shit in a plastic bag and wrap it around your partners head as a surprise. It is usually used as a way of foreplay.

Last night Kevin did a toasty Toledo and I’ve never been more turned on. We had sex all night

by Gurthy June 17, 2024

toasty stack

A stack of penises usually during sex or an orgy when the room or place is hot

Hey man we had a toasty stack with that chick last night

by Real Nigga 101 March 09, 2016

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021

Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 05, 2022

[toastie]

A phrase used to express admiration or give props.

Man, that bike is so toastie!

Wow, she's so toastie!

by Erigne August 02, 2008

Toastie

A form of insult that arose from a misunderstanding with the purpose to replace “melt”

Person A - “You’re such a melt”

Person B - “Melt? Stfu you toastie”

by Toastiecreator July 10, 2023