Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.

The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.

by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012

Toast Racking

A private schoolboy initiation/humiliation, where the 'newbie' is pinned down and a piece of hot toast is inserted in between the buttocks.

Hey Dean, let's give Matt a toast racking tonight when the caretaker is asleep...

by patcher in the eye July 9, 2015

taller toast

A balding adult who Is a toxic legion main

Man, Taller Toast seems to be losing even more hair than usual today

by Definatelynotmudkip September 16, 2019

shoulder of toast

4 slices of toast cut into 8 triangle halves arranged in an 8 place toast rack.

"Jeeves!. One is rather very hungry this morning, so let's bally well go for the full shoulder of toast, eh?"
"Very good sir"
From 'Jeeves and the Unfesibly Large Marrow' by P.G Woodhouse.

by BolDol October 30, 2017

Disguised Toast

A Twitch streamer known for being good at Hearthstone and Teamfight Tactics. Part of OfflineTV, an Asian streamer house.

Damn, isn't Disguised Toast thicc?

by OhTheTruthHurts August 31, 2019

Holiday Toast

Toast that is allowed to go cold and then butter applied, then eaten.

Dude 1 - "Hey dude, you tried that 'Holiday Toast'? its tasty!"
Dude 2 - "No! Fuck you!"

by Miniman-45 July 24, 2009

At Least There's Toast

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

by Eurkos November 12, 2012