It is a variation of the Houdini where unknowing to the girl you are doing doggy style, there is a short mute guy standing in the corner watching. Then when she turns around after you spit on her back and she thinks you have finished cuming, you let her have it on her face while at the same time she realizes the weird guy in the corner is watching the whole thing. This double whammy could only be called the Penn and Teller
While at the Testical Festival, Derek gave the Russian Bride a Penn and Teller. Boy was she surprised to see Clay in the corner while he unleashed on her face.
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I always wanted to be with you, no matter the odds. I love you more than anything, wanting to be forever yours
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The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
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kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
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