theftuous

When an act is committed in the same way as a theft.

Sheridan took the seat from Alyse in a theftuous manner.

by astrENNORt; December 25, 2010

tifted

being upset to point of no return

You real tifted your man wanted me.

by dmariahhh December 2, 2013

Theftovers

When you steal left overs from food, A: you didn't make or B: you didn't order.

I'm going to my parents house to try to score some theftovers. I heard they went to ...insert your favorite restaurant.

by Vduxx August 26, 2018

tiedtke

Tiedtke is the Family name of a whore-bloodline around the world. They are usually ver friendly but don’t be fooled. It’s to confuse society and hide their identity. In past centuries they have been persecuted for witchery and they evolution of major diseases like aids and the flu

Friend 1: you know this one guy at a party was a Tiedtke descendant!
Friend 2: oml, we have to tell the authorities and make a disstrack!

by ProducerRJmitMNeuenBeatOnFleak February 23, 2023

joke theft

No one likes to be around one of these people. They feel like they are not able to say anything funny without it being stolen. A common name for a joke theft is Tyler Allen. They have a unique way of stealing your jokes. They will listen closely to the joke you say in front of your guy friends. They will then will announce it in front of a large group of guys and girls exactly word for word as you said it. Everyone will laugh and he will take full credit for it. This will make him feel like all the girls are interested in him. He will then jokingly say, "Tyler Allen ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night." This is to try to get a few more chuckles out of everyone. Also, they are not only limited to talking, a joke theft does his work through any form of communication. Anyone who is a joke theft shall be called a “Tyler”.

There was a joke theft in this class and the teacher brought in freeze pops. Since the wrappers are really long, the joke theft's friend said to him, "Hey look, it's a Ron Jeremy size condom." The Tyler laughed hysterically. He then took a picture of the empty wrapper on Snap Chat, used the exact same caption, and added the picture to his Snap Story without giving any credit.

by cannorris June 9, 2014

Grand Theft Auto Advance

An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.

The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.

by Some guy on UD July 19, 2020

Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022