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Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.
John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.
by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020
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The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.
by ChillyChad May 21, 2022
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Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.
When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”
by Cthasavage January 27, 2020
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ticket to education

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.
oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(
by rachel ginger October 4, 2005
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silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.
"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"
by amscray October 9, 2017
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ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.
1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.
by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011
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Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia
I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.
by Lit1997 February 26, 2021
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