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Thunderfuck

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.
Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.
by invisible157 July 5, 2009
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alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
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Thundercunt

An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
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Thundercunt

a butch, stretch pants wearing, orange fleece wearing, tanorexic from new jersey with a large FUPA.

previously thought to be in a lesbian relationship with her minion but recently has been spotted making out with post-op female to male transexual.
"I can't believe that thundercunt stole the election for class rep."
by dirtydeblumpkin January 18, 2009
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thunderdumpling

In class today, dropped some serious ass, my thunderdumpling got me kicked out of class.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
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thundercunt

A great void of an abyss which sucks all existence into its gaping maw; hell.

Someone who is a massive cunt.
1. Sieg is such a massive thundercunt; whenever he opens his mouth lightning and thunder come out.

2. That thundercunt sucked up all the food in the house, now what am I supposed to do?
by pseudowang May 28, 2013
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Thunderfuck

When a guy has sex with a girl but doesn't last long.
Girl one:"I had sex with Evan last night and he was such a thunderfuck."

Girl two: "Ew that sound horrible!"
by Eg.284200 June 29, 2017
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