Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

Thump Crazy

The anticipation of something that makes you go insane and makes your heart beats faster.

With bated breath I waited for her to text me. I relish those moments when I hear a "ping" and it's her. My heart goes thump crazy.

by Random Asian Guy 73 April 22, 2015

thump the spliff

Thump the spliff = touch this 2 times

Male 1: yo bro u been smoking that for a while what's the rotation? male 2: thisy spliff I'll hit as long as I want but Imma let u thump the spliff

by Tyronedidit911 August 18, 2024

thump shit

Bumping some 42 dugg on max volume with the windows down on O block

Also, hitting your woman in the face with your rock hard cock

I was thump shitting last night while also thump shitting my wife.

by fortytwo dugg May 27, 2022

Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.

Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.

by Annenesia July 18, 2023

Thump the Rock

To shoot or play basketball. South Alabama slang for playing basketball in the yard.

Hey! Ya'll want to go out and thump the rock?

by BrandoAUTigers December 30, 2017

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021