Grand theft auto 4

One of the best games around, even though when you finish the game it becomes a lonliness simulator, especially if you get the ending where your cousin Roman dies.

Derp: what do you think of Grand theft auto 4 ?
Herp: meh, i get more phone calls in this than in real life

by KeyboardTapper January 23, 2017

theft

I had a roommate that would steal money from me when I was not home. When I confronted him, he sent me an email saying: I don't care if you call me a theft. In the real sense of the word, he is, but he meant a "thief." For crying out loud!! He is supposed to be a college graduate and he writes like that, that is the real theft. So according to him, a theft is a person who steals money from somebody else.

I don't care if you call me a theft, or My spouse is a dirty old theft, when I was a kid, i became a theft. haha!! very wrong.

by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010

Granite Theft Auto

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

by J J Ellison March 6, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

BEST. GAME. EVER.

I just got Grand Theft Auto dude.

by I Rock February 4, 2013

Grand Theft Auto 5

one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.

John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because

by Person12350 October 13, 2020

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

The game I plan on getting.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas rocks. Enough said.

by StraightFMan March 12, 2005

tufts syndrome

When an overly qualified applicant gets denied from a college

Smartypants Jane applied to Tulane as her safety school, but she got denied because they have Tufts Syndrome.

by Vanillachai April 8, 2014