Paslay’s Theorem states that the length of the penis is more accurately described by the ratio between weight, height and penis length. Paslay’s Theorem is known to describe the phenomenon of short and skinny men seeming to have large penises regardless of length.
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By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.
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You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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