Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

scroll

Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.

"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."

by pfaffian November 28, 2017

tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.

Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*

by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017

the art of scrolling

Scrolling past photos on social media platforms without liking them.

when you are on social media i.e. Instagram, and see a hot girl's or guy's photos but you don't click like. You admire the photo and keep scrolling past out of respect for your partner. This is the art of scrolling.

by robo005 March 7, 2018

ON SCROLL

meaning by passing or ignoring some one conversation that you find not important or dumb

girl please you on scroll with this boring conversation

boy move on with that weak ass game u spitting you ON SCROLL

by ON SCROLL June 20, 2016

Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

by LordRam May 20, 2016

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016