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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church
If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise
by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
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Kentucky Cherry Cranberry

When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.
"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
by NeverAgain0_0 February 7, 2022
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cranberry

The word cranberry refers to a person who has a pencil in his/her hand and feels the need to eat it.

This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.

The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
"That guy is a REAL cranberry! No wonder why he never has a pencil!"
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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Cranberries

A guy who sucks at Fortnite who has the word Solaire in his username like a little default new gen.
Seth Rogan:You hear about cranberries
Kim Jong-Un: yea that guys sucks nuts at Fortnite, what an acoustic new gen,
by Marcos de Fortnite January 2, 2024
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Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum
I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.
by Bswaim December 29, 2020
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