blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions

During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.

by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011

Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.

Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.

by Cruziana January 12, 2024

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of

a maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so when she shakes her hips you hear the shakers

Shakira came by the house and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and her hips didn't lie.

by jpfister October 30, 2020

Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Cornhole

Historical context is the act of butt fucking by man into a woman for pleasure that ensures non-impregnation. The ancient practice serves to prevent pregnancy and loss of ability for a working lady to make money. Vaginal sex = “money hole.” “Cornhole” refers to the netherworld of penetrative sex that presents as more forbidding, dirty, and therefore desirable and that could bestow on the offerer a more generous transaction, perhaps a full larder or corn crib for the winter.

Widow Alice turned aside Hank’s generosity from the cornhole after a time in search of a different life with him.

by Cruziana November 23, 2020

Cornholing

When one person gapes their asshole as far as they can. They then put their ass as far into the air as they can. Then two separate people take turns taking shits into the gaped asshole, whoever makes the most shit in wins

Me and some homies were cornholing the other day. I got three turds in, winning the game.

by bukkakedyourmom June 6, 2025