Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.

Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause

by Riven of some voices November 20, 2021

IMANI Clause

A clause by which the standard of borrowing includes a requirement of monetary reinbursement; a permission to alter or change the content of exchange in an agreement of borrowing, allowing a fee to be charged as an obligation. Misuse of this clause can result in the diminishing of rights to obtain reimbursment and is considered "lame" or inappropriate.

Since I let you borrow my word, you have to pay me $10 everytime you use it, it says so in the IMANI Clause

by D Major October 13, 2010

Separations clause

It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.

Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.

"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"

by Snazzzzz October 6, 2008

Divinity Clause

A statement that cannot be proven right or wrong.

I used the divinity clause when asked whether or not I used ai on my essay.

by Divine729 May 7, 2025

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan January 31, 2021