When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.
by Elonsifier May 15, 2023
Get the Carpe Carp Carpmug. " Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
Get the carpe z-emmug. by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
Get the Carpmug. Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.
Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019
Get the Carpmug. by patricia morarez October 16, 2020
Get the carpmug. When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
Get the Carpmug. by Clar February 20, 2017
Get the Carpmug.