by Titus the Titus May 31, 2019
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Get the .9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9. mug.One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law
by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023
Get the Spartan mug.The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.
by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022
Get the Spartan Mud Run mug.When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025
Get the A Spartan's Prayer mug.That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.
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