Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

sludge up

to consume plenty of snacks or heavily synthesized food while being aware of how unhealthy it is.

"Screw it, I am going to KFC."
"It's barely 11 AM and you are already going to sludge up?"
"Don't judge me."

by Monodi - CyberCitrus April 24, 2013

Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

Sludge

That sh*t that you get out of a McDonalds icecream machine...

ew, did you get that sludge again?

by PC FrazzleDazzle September 28, 2020

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

Sludge

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen; usually occurs when an individual ejaculates into the toilet after a piss-shit combo.

Don't look in the toilet, bro. I've got a heap of sludge sitting in there.

by AnusaurusRex March 12, 2019

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023