Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.
by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012
Get the Sausage Shufflemug. Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.
Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.
Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.
Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.
by DaemonXar June 13, 2011
Get the McCain Shufflemug. A dance that is done at Berkley High School in Berkley, Michigan.
This dance is always played as the last number at Homecoming, Prom, or etc. It's cue starts when Mr. Daas sings "Freshmen! Sophomores!" in the Berkley Rally Song. At that point, you hit your pelvis region and then throw your hands in the air and make a 'lasso' motion.
In order to perform this dance, everyone MUST be wearing eyeliner and have their hair in a perm.
This dance is always played as the last number at Homecoming, Prom, or etc. It's cue starts when Mr. Daas sings "Freshmen! Sophomores!" in the Berkley Rally Song. At that point, you hit your pelvis region and then throw your hands in the air and make a 'lasso' motion.
In order to perform this dance, everyone MUST be wearing eyeliner and have their hair in a perm.
by musettawaltz24 October 15, 2006
Get the The Berkley Shufflemug. When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
Get the Jersey Shufflemug. The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
by benbest May 18, 2009
Get the cabbie shufflemug. When a couple are taking pictures of each other, especially with one camera. One takes a picture of the other in front of something, then they shuffle together, exchange the camera and swap positions. They end up with two pictures, neither of which includes both of them.
by Adam Macintosh August 30, 2009
Get the couple shufflemug. An orgy consisting of only fat people.
by Matt-C-118 April 20, 2011
Get the Blubber-Shufflemug.