Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024

ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring

Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."

by cancerkiller666 April 20, 2020

sheep shagger alison

a term for a woman who has sex on regular occasions with sheep

hey look at that sheep shagger alison

by george ingham February 16, 2011

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010

Stag shagger

Ten inch stick with a mushroom tip

She continued to pleasure herself with his stag shagger

by Lucky Lips October 26, 2017

Tranny shagger

It’s not gay

Hay man I’m a tranny shagger Is it gay

by RYDO McShagger October 04, 2020

shaggers club

A club full of your boys (main ones) standing side by side no matter what if ones in trouble then we all our ! A club not a gang we are the boys who stick tougher though thick and thin

Shaggers club a loyal club

At the back of the lunch Line a fellow "Shagger" who would be at the door would let you skip the line as you are a "shagger"

Shagger club is a loyal club

by The shaggers March 21, 2016