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dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot
Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard
by Memekid666 May 17, 2017
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Secure The Bag

When you've secured a ps5 or xbox series x/s.

Credit: Jake Randall
Jake: "Hey guys, Kohl's is live, go secure the bag!
by nutsec November 21, 2020
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social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on
"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"
by pink champagne July 28, 2010
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Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.
Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(
by Poopenstein October 6, 2008
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Nigger Security Agency

The NSA, or perhaps better known as the "Nigger Security Agency." They are a "secret" government intelligence sector run by a bunch of niggers to de-educate the system and ruin your life. Are you scared?
The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.
by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018
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Ed Hardy Security

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.
We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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Security through apathy

Reliance on nobody caring enough about your account or system to bother trying to hack into it.
"Dude, shouldn't you use a more secure password than 'qwerty' for your Tumblr account?"
"Nah, who would want to bother trying to hack into it? There's no credit card information or anything like that stored in it."
"Security through apathy. I like it!"
by Tochterlieber August 7, 2014
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